PHOTOS <= 2003
Introductions
Let me introduce you to a few friends of mine, animated or not.
 | My Car
This is my car. Although it doesn't look like this on the outside... it has the chassis of a Saturn
Wagon as a cover-up. My friends and I know better though, and I only pretend to be able to make it
from 0 to 60 in 12 seconds, because its well known that I could really push it under 5 seconds if I
really wanted to. My car is great. |
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 | Dodge
This is a part of the park I work at. It's a very dangerous place, and if you don't watch yourself
you can get hurt very easily. Several of my coworkers disappeared not too long ago. Some say they
quit, but others of us know the real truth: They went to Dodge... and they didn't return. Alex was
the first to go. I heard he got shot down in a storm of bullets, he had no chance. Next was Lindsay, then Courtney, then Katrina, and finally Kelly... I told them to be careful and that Dodge is a
bad part of town... but they didn't listen, they just didn't listen. A friend and I broke into our
park office's confidential file cabinets one day, it wasn't locked actually, and found many disturb
ing documents. Some documents detailed a POW camp tucked away in the darker and more hidden regions
of Dodge. To imagine our innocent fun-loving former coworkers being tortured and shut away in this
camp is unthinkable. My associate Justin and I have been planning their escape(if they're still al
ive) but our timing will be critical and we may as well label it 'suicide mission.' Because that's
what it will be, suicide. Dodge... very very dangerous. |
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 | The squirrel
One time, a ground-squirrel was thoughtlessly crushed by a motorist in our park. There wasn't much left of it that was recognizable. It was a long and sad day. This tragedy will never be forgotten, we miss you ground-squirrel... we miss you. We're still searching for the heartless bastard who committed this sin, but it may prove to be a difficult quest. |
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 | Break-in
Every once and a while I like to break into people's houses. Its fun. I didn't expect anyone to take my picture though. That German girl would help me break into houses too, she has super thieving skills and opened that window for me quicker than a blink. Judging by the picture, I'd say we stole a lot of stuff that day, it was a good day. That must've been when we destroyed all the owner's electronic equipment and bent all their silverware. I could probably get into a lot of trouble if someone finds out about this... Actually we didn't steal or do anything... I just forgot how to use the front door to my house, I'm not a real thief... really I'm not... |
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 | Abstract
This is some vague and abstract artwork. I hope this confuses you. |
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 | Its all downhill from here
Here's me on a rollercoaster when I was 17. The two in front of me are friends. I made my first webpage that same year, although it wasn't half the time-waster this website is. |
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 | The Hostile Cat
This is the cat God gave "unto" us. I can see why it was given away though, all it does is bite and scratch people, then all it wants to do is sit ontop of the birdhouse all day, as if it'll actually catch something. |
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